Programming is like sex: one mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime.
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| — | Michael Sinz (via wtfcode) |
Been there, heard that.
Client: “The site looks great, but I need you to do another one too.”
Me: “Umm, ok? What for.”
Client: “You know! You made the website on a Mac so you need to make another one on a PC for people who don’t use fancy computers like you.”
Client: I need you to design a small website for me. How much do you charge?
Me: I bill at $XX per hour.
Client: OK, great. Please don’t spend more than 2 hours on it, less is better.
Totally hilarious!
Us: You’re out of your allotted website maintenance time for this month, so we’ll need to take care of these changes when the new month begins.
Client: Okay. When does the new month start? On the first?
